Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
So squirting runs in the family.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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