If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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