Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
