I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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