going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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