you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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