Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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