so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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