I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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