I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
