if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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