i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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