Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Help. Why am I so naked?
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