There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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