Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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