3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I have aggressive nipples.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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