We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
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