Midget sex pt 2 tonight
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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