What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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