I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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