Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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