he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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