she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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