And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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