i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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