Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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