I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
handjob tips. give me some.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
