He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm just crazy horny about you
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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