Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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