So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
