i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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