What a fucking waste of an outfit
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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