He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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