Its about making memories worth repressing
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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