no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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