Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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