Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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