i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It's never too late to be topless.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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