is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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