is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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