I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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