i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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