Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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