She's JV to your varsity
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Boobs are out for the taking
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize