She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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