i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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