why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
can u get pink eye on your cock?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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