hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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