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If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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