My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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