4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I've blown a few things in my day
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You were trust falling into bushes
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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