i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
handjob tips. give me some.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
