So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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