All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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