It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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